Oops, I fell from my bed

On the eve of Good Friday which is also April's Fool Day, I had a fall from my bed. Not too sure if I was too tired. I usually climb onto my bed and sit on it to arrange the pillows & blankets before I lay down to sleep. For that night, as I climb onto my bed and try sit on it, a large section of my ass missed the bed and ended outside the bed. The next thing I knew was me falling backwards onto the floor. I was shocked and attempted to save myself from the fall. My response was to use my hands to support my weight so that my ass won't land badly on the floor. Unfortunately, my left palm hit the legs of my chair as it was next to my bed. I saved my ass but my left palm was in pain. Fortunately I didn't sprain anything. After few days of rubbing, I could see some blueblack on my left palm. Haiz, think my ass is too heavy, time to lose weight.